When I was on the faculty search committee, I had a meeting with the vice provost about diversity. She showed me some graphs, and of course our numbers were really bad. But there was a blip up on one of the graphs.
"Who's that?" I asked.
"That's you," she said.
--A professor at a top U.S. university on how Spaniards now count as "Hispanics" for affirmative action counting purposes